LAST CHANCE TO GET THE SPECIAL EDITION
This is it. I have just sent the files off to the printer for BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU. I
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Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant
Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual
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50 Bears Waving Good-Bye to Humanity
Bears all over the world are coming together to give one final good-bye to all humans. While some might consider
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NASA: 7 New Planets Already Being Destroyed by Bears
NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope recently revealed the discovery of 7 habitable planets. Three of these planets are potentially habitable and likely to
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Bear Safety Instructor Can’t Stop Laughing After Class Ends
His bear safety classes are the most popular in America. There’s only one catch: “It’s all turkey sh*t.” These are the
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Zangief Comes Clean On Bear Fighting “I lied so you would like me”
Former Street Fighter makes tear-filled announcement after decades of falsified bear fight claims everyone knew was a lie to begin with. MOSCOW—Russian superstar, Zangief has
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M. Night Shyamalan’s Ultimate Twist: He Was a Bear All Along
Always shocking audiences, Shyamalan revealed to media outlets worldwide his true form: an eight-foot-tall Eurasian brown bear. HOLLYWOOD, CA –
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Bears’ Response to Build-a-Bear: Maul-a-Man
In response to Build-a-Bear, bears have forced humans to construct a franchise opening in malls nationwide, touting the catchy slogan “maul
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Real Bears React to Bearmageddon Vol 2, Page 34
BEARPINION Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest
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