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Bad news: Pegasus is Dead. Good News: Bearantula is Way Cooler

October 25, 2016November 23, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment Bearantula, Pegasus, tarantula

Paranormal researchers were heartbroken to find the withered husk of Pegasus in a dilapidated barn but pleasantly surprised to find

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Tremor Caused by Massive Underground Bear Mole

October 12, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments bear mole, earthquake, tremor

MANNAHASSEE, NT—A violent tremor shook Mannahassee this morning at 4:19 a.m. Local seismologists measured a 5.7 but were baffled by the

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Bear Feces Reveal Diet Consists of Aliens, Santa

October 7, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 3 Comments aliens, bear, bear feces, elves, fairies, feces, gnomes, hobbits, jackalopes, leprechauns, munchkins, ninjas, poop, santa, smurfs, the kraken, the Noid, unicorn

In a recent surveying of the contents of bear feces, scientists discovered salmon, honey, humans, pegasus, aliens and more. PERRIMORE,

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Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego

October 3, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 1 Comment disaster, mega, san diego, tardigrade, water bear

Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling

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STUDY: Crying Like Little Pansy Drastically Increases Risk of Bear Attack

September 29, 2016November 24, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments baby cakes, bellower, bitch, chicken heart, crying, dumpling, jellyfish, lily-livered, mama's boy, milksop, namby-pamby, panty-waist, scaredy cat, sissy, weeper, whiner, yellow belly

A new study from the center for Science and Factual Information reveals that bears target namby-pamby, lily-livered, yellow-bellied, pantywaist crybabies.