Should Inclusive Restrooms Really Include Bears?
Rancho Popantopalous, CA—It started when a local brown bear attempted to use the restroom at the Feldman Public Library in
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Trump’s Other Wall: Keeping Bears Out of America
If there is one thing about Trump that unites Americans, it’s his desire to keep all bears out of the
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DeVos Confirmed, Immediately Distributes Free Bear Guns to Schools
WASHINGTON—The US Senate has confirmed President Trump’s nominee for education secretary, Betsy DeVos. Vice-President Pence cast the tie-breaking vote to secure
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Trump Briefed on Current Bear Situation, Chokes on French Fry
Washington D.C.—President Trump met with leaders to be briefed on the high classified situation concerning bear attacks. While those details
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Heavily Armed School No Match For Grizzly Bears
Waptuk, WY—Hugh Glass Elementary School was attacked by bears today. Despite having enough guns to arm every student on campus,
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Holiday Demonstrators Discover War on Christmas Declared by Bears
Protesters gathering to fight against the war on Christmas get second thoughts when they realize it was declared by bears
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Bear Can’t Stop Laughing At Your Apocalyptic Election Posts On Social Media
When biologists at the Ursine Research Institute hooked a bear’s mind up to the internet, they were met with endless belly
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New Gun Laws Proposed to Curb Recent Minigun Bear Attacks
With the rise in recent attacks by bears wandering around with miniguns implanted on their shoulders and firing at random,
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The Bear Issues: Where do the Candidates Stand?
At last night’s debate, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump spent a lot of time attacking one another but polls show
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Is the Clinton Big Honey Machine tied to Hillary’s Grizzly Allegiance?
Critics of Hillary Clinton charge that she has close ties to bears, the enemies of man who do nothing but
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