Obituaries

Kristi Shmyr (Above, Human) consumed a diet of only potatoes because she believed bears found them unappetizing. The theory worked, but the bear she encountered still killed her by swatting her head off of her neck and into the Canadian mountains.

Health Obituaries 

Woman Who Used Potato Diet to Keep Bear From Eating Her Decapitated by Bear

February 11, 2019February 12, 2019 Ethan Nicolle 15 Comments

FAIRVIEW, AB — An Edmonton woman who wanted to test her theory that bears don’t want to eat people if

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Obituaries 

Writer Sought Solitude in Cave to Meet Deadline; Met Bear, Found Death (Obituaries)

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 0 Comment

Tom Hansen (age 42) attempted to write the final lines of his book in a bear cave, then died. Friends

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Obituaries Sports 

Man Beats Spartan Race Record For Most Extreme Death by Bear

July 18, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments Spartan Race, titty twister

Kevin Rasmussen (age 35) loved an extreme challenge. When a 1400 lb. grizzly bear crossed his path on a Spartan

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Obituaries Sports 

Golfer Makes Unprecedented Shot With Bear Testicle, Dies

July 10, 2017July 21, 2017 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments

Craig Warn had two choices: Run or take the shot of a lifetime. It was a sunny day at Sunny

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Obituaries Uncategorized 

Man Who Self-Identified as Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant

June 30, 2017April 18, 2018 Ethan Nicolle 55 Comments

Ryan Riese of Fulton, MD died yesterday after deciding to don a bear costume and attempt to live among actual

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Man Who Covered Belly With Honey Slain by Bear

November 22, 2016November 29, 2016 Ethan Nicolle 2 Comments

Cameron “Big Kahuna” Belt, 26, of Denton, TX, passed away in a violent bear mauling on November 22, 2016. The

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