Tremor Caused by Massive Underground Bear Mole
MANNAHASSEE, NT—A violent tremor shook Mannahassee this morning at 4:19 a.m. Local seismologists measured a 5.7 but were baffled by the
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Author: Ethan Nicolle
10 Signs a Bear is Stalking You
Being stalked by a bear is one of the most dreaded experiences anyone can experience. Do you know all the
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The Bear Issues: Where do the Candidates Stand?
At last night’s debate, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump spent a lot of time attacking one another but polls show
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Bear Feces Reveal Diet Consists of Aliens, Santa
In a recent surveying of the contents of bear feces, scientists discovered salmon, honey, humans, pegasus, aliens and more. PERRIMORE,
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Kevin James Leaves CBS, Joins Sleuth of Bears
Kevin James, the burly lovable comedic actor of both small and big screen abruptly left the set of his new
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Know Your Basic Bear Attacks Infographic
Bears have an arsenal of methods of offensive attack moves. Most people know about clawing and biting, but not many
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Eleven Movies That Almost Starred Bears (and would have been way better)
Did you know that some of the biggest movies of all time could have been even better until someone at
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Indestructible Mega Tardigrade Unleashed on San Diego
Scientists lament as tardigrade experiment ends in thousands of lost lives. Nicknamed the “water bear,” tardigrades are an eight-legged, segmented, water-dwelling
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STUDY: Bears Love Power Bombs
It’s never wise to get too close to a bear but new evidence shows it’s even more dangerous than previously
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STUDY: Crying Like Little Pansy Drastically Increases Risk of Bear Attack
A new study from the center for Science and Factual Information reveals that bears target namby-pamby, lily-livered, yellow-bellied, pantywaist crybabies.
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