Real Bears React to Bearmageddon Vol 2, Page 36
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Once again, using the latest technology, courtesy of the Ruxpin Project, zoologists have been able to hold the latest page of Bearmageddon up to bears and get their thoughts translated into English. See the page here.
“Bears may or may not be within their rights to murder mankind, but there is no excuse for fauxhawks.”
“YAWN. Can somebody die now?”
“Oooh cool, there’s a balcony! I wanna go up to the balcony!”
“Hair gel or not, he’s technically correct. They might as well just find a bear and climb into its belly.”
“This guy is triggering me pretty bad. Remove this page from my line of sight before I jump up and start scratching people.”
Read the shocking true story of Bearmageddon today:
